It’s your whole job!

I get that sometimes the goods behind the sign aren’t always clear & you may not always get what you came for. BUT, sometimes it’s in the name like; ICE cream shop, PET shop, GROCERY store…etc, and when you see it, you can pretty much figure out what they offer, right? 

Well, one would think.

What do you think of when you see GAS station? Besides maybe, lottery tickets, slurpee, food & basic necessities, to name a few, & most are offered at a premium cost which we happily pay because driving to two places is insane and the thought of driving one more block & getting out of the car & walking a few more steps for a few items is absolutely ridiculous!

Anyway, it’s in the name! If you want GAS, you go to the GAS station. As far as I know, they’re the only authorized dealer of vehicle fuel & though I may be naive or gullible, depending on your point of view, I’m pretty sure there’s no secret group selling illegal GAS. And the whole job of the GAS station is to exchange GAS for a marked up price per gallon. Right?!

Assuming I’m right, as I often do, for the love of all critics, can someone please tell me how a GAS station can be out of GAS?? I understand that a pump or two may run out on a busy day like an apocalypse, but to have no GAS on a Tuesday afternoon? That is absurd! Not to mention false advertising! The sign says GAS station. You sell GAS. Cars need GAS. It’s your whole job 7 Eleven! 

Thumbs down!

-The Cranky Critic